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  • Re: rip chuck norris

    From Denn@VERT/OUTWEST to poindexter FORTRAN on Saturday, March 21, 2026 18:26:06
    Chuck Norris was invited into the zoo to see their tiger. He went into
    the cage with it, approaching slowly. He heard a low growl. The
    zookeeper said to back away slowly, not turning his back.

    The tiger did just that.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
    Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
    Legends live forever. Chuck Norris lives longer.
    Chuck Norris was born in 1945. Hitler surrendered in 1945. Coincidence? I think not.

    When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris....

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  • From Nightfox@VERT/DIGDIST to Denn on Sunday, March 22, 2026 13:59:53
    Re: Re: rip chuck norris
    By: Denn to poindexter FORTRAN on Sat Mar 21 2026 06:26 pm

    Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

    The sun wears Chuck Norris screen.

    Nightfox

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